DailyStar, your warning is here...

A recent article published by the DailyStar contains inaccuracies so fundamental, they border on willful ignorance. One might forgive confusion; this goes well beyond that.

Yes, DaddyBaphy is a member of the Church of Satan.

That single, easily verified fact appears to be the full extent of the author’s research before imagination took the reins. From there, the article descends into fabrication, most egregiously suggesting that DaddyBaphy serves as a representative or mouthpiece for the Church.

He does not. He never has.

Let this be unambiguous: DaddyBaphy is sovereign unto himself.

He is not an emissary, not an authority, not a proxy, and not a vessel for any institution. DaddyBaphy and DaddyBaphy.com are wholly independent entities, owing no endorsement, mandate, or voice to the Church of Satan or any other organization. Attempts to collapse that distinction are either careless or convenient, and neither is acceptable.

Equally absurd is the implication that DaddyBaphy or the Church of Satan sought out, approved, or endorsed this article. They did not. Neither party was contacted for comment, clarification, or verification prior to publication. Attempts to correct the record were made directly to the author and were met largely with silence, save for a begrudging image correction, as though polishing the surface might excuse rotted facts beneath.

For the record, since truth seems negotiable elsewhere:

The misinformation contained in this article was not requested, sanctioned, encouraged, or supported by DaddyBaphy in any capacity. DaddyBaphy does not require permission, validation, or mythology crafted by outsiders.

He stands on his own name.

He answers to no one.

And he will not be claimed by lazy narratives or borrowed authority.

The facts require no embellishment. The errors indict themselves.

May the gates of Hell open and the demons named and unnamed descend upon Andréa Oldereide!

So it is done.

Shemhamforash.

Hail Satan.