The Unholy Coffee Ritual

On Sunday, March 22nd, the sacred bean is consecrated one more.

From the outer dominions of shadow, DaddyBaphy returns drawn not by incense or chant… but by the promise of dark roast and darker souls. The finest coffee sanctum in this or any universe:

Catfight Coffee

616 Main St

Boonton, NJ

They have summoned the darkness and it has been answered.

The espresso will flow like midnight ink as the ritual unfolds within the walls of Catfight Coffee. Steam will rise. Sigils will form in foam. The faithful will gather. DaddyBaphy will be present for photographic rites and the ceremonial acceptance of souls destined for regions beyond mortal comprehension.

Joining the mayhem: Acey Slade bringing music to stir the spirits and rattle the mundane. Mayhem. Music. Coffee so potent it fractures reality.

This is no ordinary Sunday Mass,  this is a dark roast sacrament in a cup.

Dare to join us!